T.F.A. The Future Antiques

DROOL ALERT Lane Perception Walnut Coffee Table w/Drawer This piece is in incredible condition! Measures 55.5 long. 13 tall. 20 deep. $859.50

LOVE IS IN THE AIR Just a few of our favorite Valentine’s Day themed paraphernalia we have available in the shop. Stop by for some last minute gifts for your sweetie today from 10-6! No significant sweetie to speak of? Your fine fanny is sweet enough and worthy of a gift to you from you

Open Until 6 Today Saturday. Come on in and check it out.

NEW ARRIVAL Groovy Walnut Floor Lamp Does this remind anyone else of Catherine O’Hara as Delia Deetz and her eccentric art from Beetlejuice Measures 74 tall w/shade. $299.50 Pics: Pinterest

HAPPY NEW YEARS’ Wishing you a safe and happy holiday We will be closed on January 1 but we will be open for regular business hours beginning Saturday, January 2 to serve those fine fannies of yours

SOLD!! HOT OFF THE PRESS 2 Tier Formica Oval Bar Cart Could work in a kitchen or dining/living space to show off your finest MCM barware Measures 29 tall. 29 long. 16 deep. $224.50

DROOL ALERT Truetone Brutalist Style Console Stereo w/Travertine Inserts How else will your fine fanny be able to have as festive of a time as Gertrude’s? Mood music is everything people In excellent working condition. Measures 27 tall. 16.5 deep. 60 long. $499.50 Photo: The Kitsch Meow

SIZZLE What better way to keep those fine fannies toasty than with this incredible Cone Fireplace This one did not come in with the pipes, but, this could easily be constructed with parts from a local hardware store if you would want. Throw this groovy sizzler in your basement, living room, or three season room with some faux burning wood Measures 47 tall. 24 deep. 30 long. $849.50

SPECIAL BUY Hon Industrial Office Furniture Sectional: each seating piece measures 31 long. 28 tall. 20 deep. Side tables: 12x24. 17 tall. Square table w/USB port: 24x24. 17 tall. $3,999.50 Ottomans: 17 tall. 19 diameter. $299.50 each. ... Sofa Table: 26 tall. 71 long. 28.5 deep. $1,199.50 Way Cool Chair: 26 tall. 29.3 deep. 35.5 long. $699.50 Swivel Chairs: 20 deep. 26 long. 32 tall. $399.50 each. The more you buy, the more you save, every day, at TFA See more

NEW ARRIVAL United Furniture Corporation Walnut 9 Drawer Dresser w/Mirror & Matching Chest of Drawers Dresser could be used without the mirror as well! Dresser: 66 long. 19 deep. 32 tall. Mirror is 43 tall. $699.50 Chest: 47 tall. 40 long. 19 deep. $549.50

GHOST POST The Westies decided to dress up as ghoulish ghosts this year They have been so busy with their ghoulish shenanigans that they are now a pooped pile of paranormal puppies We are here from 10-6 today! Have a safe and happy howl-o-ween!

TIKI TIME Marei Keramik Glazed Vase w/Polynesian Woman Made in West Germany circa 1970s This vase has us reminiscing over Don and Megan’s Hawaiian Honeymoon with this colder weather! Price: $149.50 Picture: Pinterest

QUEEN Every queen needs a set of these Gold Frosted Crown Crest Glass Sets 2 sets of 4 at $24.50 each

JUST LANDED No place more adorable to sit your fine fanny in your kitschy kitsch than this pull out step stool chair Swipe to see a closeup of the gold speckled seat $99.50

ALL ABOUT THE BASE CABINETS Check out this absolutely fabulous cabinet that just came in This one is in very good condition and would provide a TON of extra storage Measures: 20 deep. 36 tall. 36 tall. Price: $269.50

NEW ARRIVAL Lane Acclaim Walnut Dove Tail Coffee Table Measures 18 tall. 14 deep. 50 long. Price: $324.50

Hey there all you ghouls & goblins Don’t forget that we have plenty of vintage Halloween decorations and accessories to spruce up your party pad or costume! Not dressing up? No problem! Why not still look festive on your zoom calls with some Halloween inspired adornments

DROOL ALERT Formica Bar w/3 Matching BarstoolsWhile this piece is not quite ready yet, we couldn’t resist because this set has us shook Also perfect for Halloween with the orange, black, & white Measures: 60 long. 39 tall. 18 deep. Price: $799.50

DROOL ALERT Ivory Brocade Sofa This Piece is giving us major Joan Holloway vibes Last 3 pics included to inspire your inner Joan Measures: 29 tall. 91 long. 32 deep. Price: $399.50 Pictures: Pinterest

FRESH PICK Stanley Walnut Credenza w/Formica Top We are obsessed with the hardware on this piece Measures: 18 deep. 30 tall. 60 long. $599.50

JUST LANDED Fine Silver Frosted Glass Set w/Carrier We this set!! Such a fine fanny like yours should only enjoy adult beverages out of a fine set such as this Set includes 8 glasses with case for $69.50!

SPOOKY SEASON What better way to celebrate than with fall themed decor Table: Walnut w/Formica Top. 6 Chairs. 1 Leaf. Measures: 60 long. 40 deep. 29 tall. Leaf is 11 deep. $$599.50 All the kitschy items have prices in close up pics BTW anyone who has seen the creepy Return To Oz movie will appreciate the Wheeler decoration