Northwest MissouriMarine Corp League Detachment #180

2019 Midwest Division Conference

Sad news. I broke up with my 75 year old girlfriend yesterday. We had so much in common. We both like going to Mexico, out to eat, and social gatherings. I ju...st didn’t like doing it at the same time. She hadn’t been with a man for 17 years and I’ve never been with a man. We had terms of endearment for each other. Her love notes were addressed to Christ and behind her back, I called her stalker. Last conversation she said she cared about me but not sure why I didn’t. I agreed because I care enough not to be bothered with phone calls and invites. The good news is I have a double date lined up for Wednesday in Mexico. Don’t worry. I’ll only see one at a time to avoid conflict. One only speaks Spanish. That will be a challenge. See more

We meet the 1st Wednesday of every month.