ASAP Assistant

Update: the initial panic has subsided and the internet is more or less back to normal, so consider me your ASAP again. Unless I catch it. But don’t worry about it. Last Tuesday I tested very positively. Towards negatively. I tested perfectly last Tuesday, meaning I tested negative. In other news, ASAP Assistant is now part of Huls Media, a sort of umbrella for all of Beppy’s imaginary companies. ASAP joins the Rainbow Lane Community Rock Garden, the Wacky Quarantine Puppet Workshop, Steve’s Photoshop Magic, Aggie’s Albums, and the YouTube channel Beppilepsy in this imaginary merger. I’ll have specific pages up for them in the near future, so watch for that!

This has gone from an ad I made to entice college students to pay me to look over their final papers to a reminder of what the hell month it is in this dystopian hellscape.

https://tack.bz/2kr2q Check out our updated Thumbtack page for more information on our services!

And don't forget about our ongoing 10% off for teachers, whether it's personal or for the classroom!

Check out our updated Fiverr page! https://www.fiverr.com/asapassistant

Turn your old home videos into MPEGs and DVDs! Contact ASAP Assistant today!

***Canceled*** I would love to help a bride re-coup some of her losses from a cancelled wedding. The date was June 6th, 2015. If you are someone you know would... love to have a wedding on that date. Please let me know!!! OR if you know someone in need of Day of Coordination services for that date please let me know ! See more

Hello, Facebook reader. I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for a great deal, I can tell you I don't charge a lot of money. What I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for disorganized files. If you scroll past this thinking Beppy, the Taken thing is so played out, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you think to yourself, you know, quarantine has us understaffed. Who’s going to organize all these files? I will collate them, I will digitize them, and I will kill them. I mean, if you have paper that needs shredding. Beppy Huls, ASAP Assistant - 913-553-9453 - [email protected]

ATTENTION: Due to the COVID-19 outbreak, some of my work may not be as "ASAP" as I'd like it to be. Depending on what industry you need help with (ESPECIALLY healthcare related), websites could be slow or crashing because of sudden spikes in traffic. The turnaround time on projects will hopefully still be quick, but for now, call me the ASAP* assistant, and the * is for "when all this is over." (#watio)

Yes, I'm still here, and I'm now taking your negatives and slides!

ASAP Assistant can now convert your VHS and Hi8 camcorder tapes to Blu Ray! DVDs and flash drives are still available.

I love everything about this. This is how you do #administrativeprofessionalsday. Ellen, once again you are amazing.