Westside Lanes

We didn’t get a chance to personally wish everyone Merry Xmas. So through the magic of social media... MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Q. What side of the turkey has the most feathers? A. The OUTside! Q. What’s the best thing to put in pumpkin pie? A. Your Fork!... Q. What smells best on Thanksgiving Day? A. Your NOSE! Q. What do you get when you divide a pumpkin’s circumference by it’s diameter? A. Pumpkin Pi! My family asked me to stop telling these Thanksgiving jokes. But I told them, I cannot quit cold Turkey!

We wish everyone a happy and safe Thanksgiving. Leagues start back up this coming Monday starting with the Senior Classic in the afternoon. We're really looking forward to seeing everyone again.

The Concordia tournament is moved from December to April. from Jeff Yoder... "With the huge increase in COVID-19 and holiday season upon us we are moving the December tournament to April 9,10,11,2021. There will be NO TEAM CHALLENGE TOURNAMENT in ZONE 4 in DECEMBER this year."... here's the revised schedule.

Regretfully, the bowling alley is closed for 2 weeks AGAIN due to covid concerns. Our plan is to be open again on Monday the 30th of November. I will notify all league presidents. League presidents, please notify captains. Captains please notify team members. Please feel free to share this info. Should you show any signs, symptoms and test positive for covid, PLEASE contact the bowling alley at 573 374 6212. PLEASE be a part of the solution and wear a mask!

Thank you to all who have served and their families. May all of your days be blessed.

245 Years Old Today. Happy Birthday.