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What did the hot dog say to the hamburger? Nothing, food can't talk.What did the hot dog say to the hamburger? Nothing, food can't talk.

A hot dog and a hamburger walk into a bar. The bartender sees them and says: We don’t serve food here.A hot dog and a hamburger walk into a bar. The bartender sees them and says: We don’t serve food here.

What do you give a dog with a fever? Mustard because it’s the best thing for a hot dog.What do you give a dog with a fever? Mustard because it’s the best thing for a hot dog.

Hey Independence! Things are still hard for some of you, so we're bringing you good news from Volunteer KC - the Foodbox is back! Tomorrow starting at 9am, get a trunkful of good food. It's first come, first served, but they do their best to be able to serve a lot of people!

Are you in need of a foodbox? Volunteer KC has help if you're in need! June 13th at 9am. Contactless delivery (just pop your trunk!). Located on 114 Maple Avenue. First come, first served!

Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture? None of the rolls were good enough.

Hey guys. We relish the opportunity to ketchup with you at a later date. Hey guys. We relish the opportunity to ketchup with you at a later date.

The most kind, loyal, and noble of all dog breeds is the hot dog... He's the only one who feeds the hand that bites him.

So many get forgotten throughout the years - don't let that happen on today of all days.

So you guys been enjoying hot dogs when it's nice out or...?

By the way, in case you wanted to continue support for a lot of the businesses here on the Square, you can now get a gift card for dozens of locations at gilbertwhitney.com!

Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener.Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener.

Hot dogs really should be renamed to hot wolves. They always come in packs.

Moms are top dog today! Have a Happy Mother's Day!Moms are top dog today! Have a Happy Mother's Day!