Why would you think and write this?

Life is just a Gacha game. You're either a good or a shit prizeLife is just a Gacha game. You're either a good or a shit prize

I wonder how they tested if people masturbated or not when they invented corn flakesI wonder how they tested if people masturbated or not when they invented corn flakes

If you shot a Catholic Priest he'd technically be the Holey FatherIf you shot a Catholic Priest he'd technically be the Holey Father

I play chess with miniature dildos so every move is a dick moveI play chess with miniature dildos so every move is a dick move

I made you a Pizza with my dick cheese, it's pretty GoudaI made you a Pizza with my dick cheese, it's pretty Gouda